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voyeur Joke

Voyeurism can be not only kinky and risky, but even fun when it comes to sense of humor. If you think the same, check our funny stories and various jokes.

at a hotel (16 July 2004)

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, know you'll forgive me." She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221."

Light bulb (12 July 2004)

How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, fifty to establish the state production quota, two hundred militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an '800' number to order an American light bulb.

Fat momma (12 July 2004)

Yo mamma is so fat:<br> She eats Wheat Thicks.<br> We're in her right now.<br> She was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for a new world.<br> She lay on the beach and people ran around saying, "FREE WILLY." (M.P. Monaghan)

problem (10 July 2004)

Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What problem? (Scott)

homework (09 July 2004)

Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework. (Scott)

swallowed a condom (07 July 2004)

One man calls emergency:
- Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!
After five minutes, the same man calls back:
- It is OK, I found another one.

sex session (05 July 2004)

Two friends:
- Tonight I am going to organize a group sex session in my apartment. Do you want to come?
- Of course! How many people are coming?
- Three, if you bring your girlfriend.

best contraceptive (03 July 2004)

Two girls:
- Which is the best contraceptive?
- An aspirin.
- ???
Take an aspirin, put it between the knees and keep it tight.

Thanksgiving Dinner (28 June 2004)

There was once a kid who overheard his parents screwing. His father told his mother,"Oh, you have such nice big titties!"

Johny and the rooster (21 June 2004)

Little Johnny came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigormortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Johnny said, "Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why is his legs sticking in the air?"
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