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Condom Slogans (10 February 2007)

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Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.
Don't be silly, protect your willy.
When in doubt, shroud your spout.
Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.
You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong.
If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
If you slip between her thighs, condomize.
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If you go into heat, package your meat.
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When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse.
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The right selection, is to protect your erection.
Wrap it in foil, before checking her oil.
A crank with armor, will never harm her.
If you really love her, wear a cover.
Don't make a mistake! Muzzle your snake.
Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.
If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.
No glove, No love.
Don't be in such a jiffy, cover your stiffy.
Package your meat for a real neat treat
Holster your gun then shootings more fun

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Net that grass hopper before you pop her
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Pen that rooster, she'll be much looser
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Pouch your associate then go fornicate
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Sheath that knife she ain't your wife
House that bottle then mash her throttle
Sash that hash then thrash that gash
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Contain old Doug then clean her rug
Cover your limb before you swim
Retain your bailer then impail her
Rope your dope then make some soap
Net your salamander then make salad in her
Cap your flapper then sniff her snapper
Wrap that Steed then trample her weeds
Hat that chef then scramble her cleft
Cover your stone before you bone
House your hose then curl her toes
Saddle your penis then straddle her mean ass
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Cover old sly then do her dry
Wrap your rail then fill her pail
Glove your chimney before you come in me
If your nude tube your dude
Cloak your hitter then go split her
Wrap your nipper before you dip her
Can your spam then bam that mam
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Sheath your sliver then jab her liver
Twist your wick then stick that prick
Cover old Bart then dart her tart
Shed old spot then do her slot
Drawer your pip then split her lips
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Bag your elm then take the helm
Constrain your gem to catch the flem
Catch that head cheese or I won't spread these
Constrain that agate you ain't no faggot
Survey your land then plant her stand
Before you drive her protect that diver
Sack that slimy smelt then tan her beaver pelt
Wrap that stiffer then let him sniff her
Cover you post then slice her roast
Blanket old juicy then plug old loosey
Balloon your baboon the moon tune her poon
Contain that viper before you pipe her
Tub that sub then rub her hub
Wrap Mr. Clean then introduce her spleen
Dam your giver then fill her quiver
Desperate pricks wrap those dicks

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