Useful Hawaiian Phrases, Voyeur Tips.

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On the Plane

My how your perfume fills the entire cabin!
'A'ala maoli keia wahi o kakou i kau wai 'ala kuikawa!

If I snore, I would like to apologize in advance
Ke nono au, e kala mua mai, i keia manawa ho'i.

I am filled with admiration for my in-flight meal
Kahaha ko'u na'au i ke 'ano o ka mea 'ai ma keia mokulele.

Only six dollars for a headset? Why thats only three dollars per ear!
Eono kala no ka ho'olohe lekio? 'O ia ho'i, 'ekolu wale no kala o
kahi pepeiao!

Baby, Severe Turbulance is my middle name
E ku'u kumu e, mai hopohopo, ua kapa 'ia ko'u inoa waena, 'o ia 'o
Severe Turbulance.

Checking in to the Hotel

This is a wonderful room for a dwarf
He lumi maika'i keia e ku pololei ana i ke kanaka peke.

How nice of you to find a bed that will fit my leg
Mahalo nui loa ia 'oe, ua loa'a mai kahi moe kupono o ka nui no ko'u
wawae 'akau wale no!

This view of your parking lot is incredible!
He kuikawa ka 'ikena o kela wahi ho'oku ka'a e waiho kala'e ihola ma 'o!

It's a lovely gift, now please unwrap the toilet seat
A 'o ia, he makana maika'i loa keia; aka, nau no e ho'ohemo i ka
wahi pepa ma luna o ka noho lua la, ke 'olu'olu.

Eating Dinner

My wife will pay the bill when she returns
Aia no a ho'i mai ka'u wahine, nana ka pila e uku aku.

These really nice napkins seem to match my underclothing
Ku maika'i keia mau kawele pepa i ke 'ano o ko'u 'a'ahu palema'i.

This Merlot is an ungrateful bitch
He kanapapiki mahalo 'ole keia mea inu Merlot ia'u.

Waiter, my papaya has been previously fondled
E ke kuene, ua milimili 'e 'ia neia mikana!

The busboy has cursed me and I am ashamed.
Ua ho'ohalahala 'ia mai nei au na ke kuene, a hilahila ihola au.

Pardon my flatulence, but I had refried beans and poi for breakfast
E kala mai i ka palale, i ka palali; aka ua 'ai aku nei i papapa
mo'alua a me ka poi i ke kakahiaka nei.

Speaking to the Customs Agent

I greatly admire your machine pistol
Ke mahalo nui aku nei au i ko pu.

Yes I have something to declare, "I need a shower!"
Ae, he mea ko'u e ho'ike aku ai, "He pono no ka ho'i ke 'au'au kililau!"

Nice doggie! (Now be on your way, please)
He u'i maika'i 'oe, e na 'ilio kipa wale mai, o 'auana hele aku 'oe
'ano.

How completely you have ripped my bags apart!
Pau weluwelu ka'u mau ukana i kou 'ano he makaukau, tsa!

Hold me, I am feeling faint
E pa'a puliki mai, 'ane'ane ko'u maka i ka poniuniu.

Mommie, make the bad man go away
E Mama, e kipaku ho'olele aku 'oe i ke kanaka 'ino.

Getting on the Bus

That was a most unusual sound. Did you eat a big breakfast?
He kani 'ano 'e loa kela. Ua 'ai nui anei 'oe ma ke kakahiaka?

You must be very proud of your large hat
Ha'aheo no paha 'oe i kena papale kupalaka, pehea la.

May I sleep on your lap?
I hiamoe au ma luna o kou 'uha?

How tenderly you have nudged my buttocks with your beach bag
Nani ka pa lihi o kena 'eke holoholo i hope o'u nei.

Doctors on Call

Can wearing a thong and running on the beach cause a rash like this?
Ua pili anei keia 'ohune i ke komo hawele li a me ka holo wawae ma
kahakai?

Damn it, man, what the hell kind of a doctor are you anyway?
E ke kamipulu, pehea la kou 'ano kauka 'ana mai?